SpazNet
"Good spazms don't come from the spazbox, they come from the heart"
-Dr. M.J.M., Spazologist
-Dr. M.J.M., Spazologist
Summary
Spazology is the study of spazms. A spazm is a random outburst in which a person may start: running, screaming, singing, farting, dancing, knocking something over on purpose, etc. In our minds, a spazm isn't a seizure. It is what I just mentioned above. That's all for now...
Spazology is the study of spazms. A spazm is a random outburst in which a person may start: running, screaming, singing, farting, dancing, knocking something over on purpose, etc. In our minds, a spazm isn't a seizure. It is what I just mentioned above. That's all for now...
I am the top spazologist in the world, having preformed over 60 spaz box transplants, and 3 spaz boz genetic modifications. I have a Ph.D. in spazology, and I have been certified and have a licencess to preform spaz box transplants and modifications. I graduated from Michigan Institute of Spazology. They only let awesome people in, so work on your awesomeness if you think your not awesome.
What Gives You A Spazm?
How does a spazm work?
The spaz box. The spazbox, located right below your gall bladder, is what gives you your spaz energy. The spaz box has four main parts. The spaz glands; they hold the spaz cells. There are four different colors of spaz cells. White, purple, brown, and plad. When the white and brown cells mix, they join together, making spaz energy. Spaz energy is pink. The purple cells are for keeping the spaz box clean. The plad are for back up, incase there was a failure in the process. The spaz energy flows through the spazries, which are like arteries. It is then distributed throughout your body, giving you a spazm. Some times the spazries will get a clot, and you spaz energy will be to high. That is when the plad spaz cells evacuate threw the wall of the spaz box, and give you an emergency spazm. That spazm is usally big enough to unclot the spaz box.
How does a spazm work?
The spaz box. The spazbox, located right below your gall bladder, is what gives you your spaz energy. The spaz box has four main parts. The spaz glands; they hold the spaz cells. There are four different colors of spaz cells. White, purple, brown, and plad. When the white and brown cells mix, they join together, making spaz energy. Spaz energy is pink. The purple cells are for keeping the spaz box clean. The plad are for back up, incase there was a failure in the process. The spaz energy flows through the spazries, which are like arteries. It is then distributed throughout your body, giving you a spazm. Some times the spazries will get a clot, and you spaz energy will be to high. That is when the plad spaz cells evacuate threw the wall of the spaz box, and give you an emergency spazm. That spazm is usally big enough to unclot the spaz box.
FAQ
Why don't I have spazm's?
Your spaz box may no longer be present in your body. The spaz box detererates via puberty. The average teen's spaz box may be smaller than a hair follicle. Even if it is still there, it may be too small to function. Some however are born without spaz boxes. That is when you may develope juganantinitis. That is a disease where you do not have spazm's. The biggest problem from this disease is explosive diarrehea.
Anyway, if you want spazm's but can't seem to have them, you could get a synthetic one. Ask your local spazologist about a synthetic spaz box.
Your spaz box may no longer be present in your body. The spaz box detererates via puberty. The average teen's spaz box may be smaller than a hair follicle. Even if it is still there, it may be too small to function. Some however are born without spaz boxes. That is when you may develope juganantinitis. That is a disease where you do not have spazm's. The biggest problem from this disease is explosive diarrehea.
Anyway, if you want spazm's but can't seem to have them, you could get a synthetic one. Ask your local spazologist about a synthetic spaz box.
How can I make my spazm's more delicious?
If you want delicious spazm's, but can't seem to get them to the point where they are delicious, you could get a spaz box genetic modification. However, I am the only one who can possibly do that right now, but there are spazologist's being trained how to do this.
If you want delicious spazm's, but can't seem to get them to the point where they are delicious, you could get a spaz box genetic modification. However, I am the only one who can possibly do that right now, but there are spazologist's being trained how to do this.
How does a spaz box genetic modification work?
A spaz box genetic modification is when the spaz glands are put in grape juice, and then shocked with seven million volts of electricity. Then, coffee extract is implanted is the spaz cells. This is dangerous and you must have a licencess given by the Department of Randomness.
A spaz box genetic modification is when the spaz glands are put in grape juice, and then shocked with seven million volts of electricity. Then, coffee extract is implanted is the spaz cells. This is dangerous and you must have a licencess given by the Department of Randomness.
I'm having too many spazms.
What should I do?
You could try anti-spaz. See our ad in Good Morning Canada.
What should I do?
You could try anti-spaz. See our ad in Good Morning Canada.
What is a splazm?
A splazm is a different form of a spazm. These rare, violent splazms are illegal. Splazms are caused by things such as: depression, juganantinitis, lack of caffine and sugar, and hate. But splazms are not all natural. Most of the time, this will happen on purpose, but you have to have one of those causes. A splazm will destroy your spaz box. If someone you love has had thoughts of splazm, than call the splazm hotline: 1-800-SPLAZM Calling this number will contact your local spazologist and the ESRT.(Emergancy Spaz Response Team)
A splazm is a different form of a spazm. These rare, violent splazms are illegal. Splazms are caused by things such as: depression, juganantinitis, lack of caffine and sugar, and hate. But splazms are not all natural. Most of the time, this will happen on purpose, but you have to have one of those causes. A splazm will destroy your spaz box. If someone you love has had thoughts of splazm, than call the splazm hotline: 1-800-SPLAZM Calling this number will contact your local spazologist and the ESRT.(Emergancy Spaz Response Team)
What is a spaz box tester?
A spazbox tester is something to test your spaz-level with. It is a scale of 1-9, and then if it is above 9, then it will say: ready for implosion, which isn't good. You can find these at your local pharmacy, and they are about $6. These have been tested by the WSO. (World Spazology Orginaztion) I highly recommend these if you tend to have many spazms.
A spazbox tester is something to test your spaz-level with. It is a scale of 1-9, and then if it is above 9, then it will say: ready for implosion, which isn't good. You can find these at your local pharmacy, and they are about $6. These have been tested by the WSO. (World Spazology Orginaztion) I highly recommend these if you tend to have many spazms.
What is the Emergency Spaz Response Team? The Emergency Spaz Response Team (ESRT) is a spaz-enforcement agency, fighting splazorists (spaz-terrorists) all over the world. There aren't that many teams, but there are enough to keep everyone safe.
Here is a spazbox.