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What is a Random Short Story?
An RSS is a small story that is so random and has no point. They are funny and sensless, and for the enjoyment of people.
It was a normal day until the telephone started to get sick. Then a stack of papers started Chuck the elephant who just walked in. Then, out of nowhere a computer rang the fire alarm and that made the fire alarm mad, so it threw a punch, right into a window. Naturally, this upset the window. So it threw a punch back, which I don't even think is possible. Luckily, an army of markers randomly exploded, distorting the air around it. The TV was not happy about this. In its anger, it told the door knob to go "run to its mommy". It then gave medical care to that telephone in the beginning. Unfortunatley, a light bulb just stood there.Then a cheeta turned into a ballon and floated up to the sky. But wait! What if a taxi ate a type-writer? Now there is something to think about. Dang it! I forgot to put a pancake into the disk drive of my computer! Now it will be hungary! Oh well... back to the story. When all hope was lost, a paperclip and some lint threw a sweat shirt at some pie. But a block of wood saved the pie. If only the Frosted Flakes would stop making a Powerpoint! That would be a euphoric moment for all the camels in the world. However The Peoples Republic of the Java Beans declared war and the campaign was on. The war would've continued, but an encyclodpedia threw flowers at the beans. But it didn't do crap. Then blueberries started flying and strawberries were singing in the rain! And that is the story of nothing in particular! The End!
-Michael
The Bullz Eye
One day a kid hit the bull's eye. Not on a target, but on the eye of a living bull. The bull then charged at him. The End. (of the kid)
-Michael
Once upon a time, there was a little Elf named Jerry. Jerry was a toy maker, preparing for Christmas, but as he was making toy donkeys, Bubba the evil Elf took off the tail of every Donkey Jerry made. Then when Santa Checked Jerry's progress he noticed the tails were missing off the donkeys. Santa scolded Jerry for not attaching the tails to the Donkeys, and sent Jerry away. The next morning Jerry made bikes, he attached the wheels, handlebars, horn, chain, brakes, and filled the tires with air. Bubba was jellous of Jerry's hard work, so he popped every tire as the bikes came down into the wrapping zone. Santa saw the flat tires and punished Jerry for not inflating the bike tires, and sent him away. Very soon Jerry got upset by this unfairness and came racing out of his room with a fully loaded SMG and blew the heck out of Bubba. THE END
-Sam
The Story of The Pencils
Once there were some pencils. The End.
-Michael
Today is the day. What kind of day, you ask? It's THE DAY. I think I will start to cut my toenails. How exciting for you…how exciting for me! Then I will go shopping for new toenails. The first store I will look for new toenails is the hardware store. Bob told me that they sold nails at these types of stores. So I went to the hardware store with Michael and made him look for new toenails. Michael asked the store clerk, Kevin, where in the Carmen San Diego are the new toenails? Kevin said that we could find new toenails on Mars. So Michael went to his spaceship, which was the size of a genetically modified Spazbox.
We decided to ask Kevin to join us on our quest for new toenails…he said yes! That's when we realized that the spaceship, the SS Lady Gaga was out of beef tacos. Kevin was so mad that he barfed up five beef tacos that he ate for breakfast. Michael was so excited that there were regurgitated beef tacos that he accidentally stepped on them.
I decided then and there that today was NOT THE DAY. I went home and low and behold, there were 10 BRAND SPANKING NEW TOENAILS. I am happy. Good day. I can't wait for tomorrow!
-Noemi
Buzzington Whizo will be up sometime.